Close Talker: Elsie at the Park




Elsie is not cool. She is the opposite of cool. In fact, right now, she is truly uncool. As she approaches the playground or any children anywhere, she becomes positively giddy, calling out "hi kids! Hi kids!" from blocks away. And then it doesn't help her case when she gets there--she runs up to the kids, totally disregarding any sense of personal space, and begins waving frantically inches from their noses while yelling "Hi! Hi!" at full volume. The kids usually nervously say hello as they walk away or call for their mothers.
I remember when I was in high school when my mom accused me of trying to be too cool, too cynical. It was "trying"--I was the farthest thing from cool but tried to achieve whatever that meant at the time, trying not to care, trying not to get too excited, trying not to like much of anything that my mother wanted me to like, generally impersonating coolness whenever possible.
I know that one day Elsie will be cool--cooler than I ever was, maybe even a hipster like her dad, but now here she is and I feel torn. I know that she will never have any friends if she behaves in this way and I feel for her and the looks of disdain her delight engenders. I know that she will grow out of this eagerness--this genuine unguarded delight. But I wish Elsie could be uncool forever.